The Superhero Marathon’s Best of 2009

I should have done this years ago – ah well better late than never. Here’s the first (and perhaps) annual Superhero marathon awards banquet. Unlike 2008, the year 2009 was not rife with superhero flicks. Soooo, that made my job pretty easy!

Best Live Action Film
Watchmen
While you can't swing a dead Comedian without hitting a fanboy who will cry foul, Zack Snyder created a faithful adaptation, which also took successful liberties (especially with the ending). A technical and thematic marvel, the directors cut improves the narrative. Highlighted by several top notched performances (Patrick Wilson, Jeffrey Dean Morgan)

Best Animated Film
Wonder Woman
Though it's to Warner's shame that it can’t get a live action film on the big screen, they at least managed to release a superb animated feature, the best direct to disc since "Batman: Mystery of the Bat Woman". While the Wolverine story in Hulk Vs. was a kick and Green Lantern a high-octane blast… WW told an overall tighter story and displayed superb character designs by director Lauren Montgomery. I liked the lean, crisp animation and there was solid voice work, most notably by the guys - Fillion, Molina and Oliver Platt. Wonder Woman was a funny, violent, romantic and robust adventure.

Best Original (Not based on a comic)
Push
The comic book actually came after the movie. While not perfect, this complicated 'X-Men meets Heroes meets Firestarter' tale always held my interest. I liked the washed out indie look of the picture - the performances and story drew me in and I enjoyed the labyrinthine twist and turns the film took on rout to its satisfying finish.

Best Made for TV Movie
Ben 10: Alien Swarm
I didn’t have many (any?) options on this category, but no matter as Ben 10s teen-geared adventure was all kinds of action packed fun.

Best Actor
Jackie Earle Haley, Rorschach "Watchmen"
Perfect casting, Haley nails this broken soul, who sees things in black and white and never compromises. The pulp detective narration spoken through raspy growl… that frantic snarl when he screams at cops to give him back his face --- the mix of anguish, resignation and loss as he demands that Manhattan do what he must at the end… all of it packed a wallop.

Best Actress
Dakota Fanning, Cassie "Push"
As a child actress Dakota was one of the most dependable these past few years. How would she do as she approached adult hood? We get a taste of that here - and she proves to be memorable. She gives a shaded performance as Cassie. A snarky teen who comes off tough, but also has her confidence rattled by an older watcher who's better than she is. The scene when the villain confronts her was especially effective.

Best Voice Acting
Nathan Fillion. Steve Trevor "Wonder Woman"
You could just hand this over to Kevin Conroy (Batman) or Mark Hamill (Joker) on any given year. But this time out I was won over by a new kid on the block - Nathan Fillion as Airman Steve Trevor was a hoot. That smooth, 'devil-may-care' delivery was spot on. He really brought this character to life more so than he's been in previous incarnations.

Best Fight
Hulk vs.
Wolverine segment (all of them). Ultra violent and well choreographed.

Best Original Score
Guy Michaelmore Hulk vs. Wolverine
Nothing stood out as spectacular. I tried to find something from the live action features, but I wound up going with this, primarily for the violin heavy sections. They kind of had a Phillip Glass vibe to them.

Best DVD discovery (Movies that didn’t get a wide US theatrical release)
Special
This film made its début at Sundance in 2006, and then toured festivals and comic cons across the globe. But it wasn't available to most of us until its 2009 DVD release. This frequently funny and often brutal and sad tale is buoyed by top-notch acting, especially Michael Rapaport as the nobody who suddenly becomes a somebody -a superhero (or so he believes)- after taking part in a test for a new drug.

Best Quotes (Original or adapted)
* "Granted, it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun, or bone-claws or the fingernails of a bag-lady... Manicure?" – Wade Wilson, Deadpool, talking about his sword in "Wolverine"

* "Now go, unleash hell" – Wonder Woman to little girl after showing her how to sword fight in animated "Wonder Woman"

* "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me!" - Rorschach to prisoners in "Watchmen"

* After Chris Bradley tells Creed in "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" that he's not afraid of dying, Victor Creed responds, "How do you know? You've never tried it before."

Super Years - Super Movies

I remember looking at what 2008 had to offer for the comic book movie fan, and like the villains in many a flick, I was clasping and rubbing my hands and laughing in diabolic joy at the sight of it all.

There were a lot of highly anticipated remakes and new entries which might have had me too excited, what could live up to my anticipation?

Well not a lot did, in fact a lot of it was… well, good but not OMG AWESOME! Only 2 matched and exceeded the hype. Iron Man and The Dark Knight, both of which entered my top 10.

There was also one wonderful surprise.

Though I normally don’t read a lot of reviews, I suddenly felt compelled to read EVERTHING about the Punisher War Zone. Maybe I was trying to talk myself out of going. Then a strange thing happened. I sat down and got ready for the worst experience of my life when about mid way through I thought to myself, “Hey, something’s wrong here, I’m actually enjoying this stupid thing.” I don’t know if that will translate to the DVD when I watch it, or if my expectations were so low there was nothing but up from there. But I had a good time and currently have it ranked in the 30s.



2008 wasn’t bad. But it wasn’t the end all and be all nor was it the first great season in the sun. Before Hollywood threw its hat in the ring, Italy produced a lot of low budget but often entertaining productions. These cheesy Italian flicks offered comic book bliss from 67-68 with titles like Superargo, Danger Diabolik, Fantastic Aargoman, Kriminal and the 3 Fantastic Supermen. This would be the best run until 2004.

Ahh 2004… Now that was a great year.

At the top is the film that many still regard as the best superhero movie ever, Spider-Man 2. Though the Dark Knight challenges it, SM2 (with the first) still stands as the quintessential example of the Stan Lee era brought to life. Beyond that was Pixar’s incredible “The Incredibles” - an animated force that ranks as my favorite from the company.

Apart from those Top 10 entries is one that ranks in the teens, Hellboy. It might not be as splashy as the remake but I prefer its humanity, heart and the horror elements.

Far from our shores there were 2 released in Japan in 2004. Live action anime Cutie Honey is a kick and Zebraman was full of fun and warmth.

Course we couldn’t escape the year without a few stink bombs. The spastic Punisher with Thomas Jane, the amazingly cheesy, awfully directed (by screenwriter David Goyer) Blade Trinity and one of the very worst of the worst…Catwoman!



(2008 offered up duds like Superhero Movie! The inconsistent Jumper and the acid trip that was The Spirit – so nobody gets through a year unscathed. Even the Italians gave up “Avenger X” in the 60s)

How will 2009 stack up? It’s a bit lighter in the load pan. There are 2 highly anticipated films. First up is the Watchmen – For what it’s worth, Wesley Crusher rated it as the best comic book movie ever in his blog (under his real name Will Wheton) after he saw a sneak. And there’s Wolverine. Both at first blush, offer the best shots at breaking into my top 10 list (but it’s a tough crowd, so I’d be happy with teens or 20s)

Aside from the big 2 we’ll also get stuff like Kick-Ass (from the creator of “Wanted”) and Astro Boy (From Imagi studios, who produced TMNT).

The first comic book movie of the year, Push, has received mixed reviews. I stand on the side of those who liked it. I feel it got the new season off to a solid start. Other than the theatrical releases, Marvel has put out their best DTD (direct to disc) with Hulk Vs. and DC will soon have Wonder Woman on the shelves.

2010 and 11? Might be the new Marvel Age with its string of Avenger based films and the anticipated return of Spider-Man. DC will likely have at least the Green Lantern on the big screen.